Carnal Cookies
CarnalCookies is a limited availability custom order retail bakery. Supply is extremely limited and prices are negotiated on an individual basis. Currently rush orders are generally not considered. Any serious inquiry will provide several weeks notice at the least or should expect to pay premium price for the product. All inquiries are liable to be ignored unless they pique our interest. The Masterbakers are doing this to please themselves, not pleasure you! If you're still interested in trying to order some cookies, send an email to Please include the date you'd like to receive the cookies, the quantity, what you're looking for, and why you deserve some Carnal Cookies. Wackos and media personalities will receive special consideration.

For the rest of you we strongly recommend the Carnal Cookies Store where you can find t-shirts, thongs, and baby bibs with your favorite cookies on them. If there's a custom shirt you'd like made, please let us know, you're more likely to get that than a cookie. We are looking into the creation of a more mass produced line of cookies. If you'd like to be notified when these cookies hit the market, send an email to the address above.

If you are interested in obtaining cookies for your publication, television show, or film, please don't hesitate to contact us.

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